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Three Goodbye Boozy releases

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Big Hog/ The Resource Network - Split Ep (Goodbye Boozy)

Big Hog and the Resource Network both hail from Indianapolis, Indiana and share two members. Big Hog are clearly influenced by the Devo-inspired bands that have been coming from that corner of the world for a couple of years straight now. There’s also a bit of a Lumpy and the Dumpers influence to their sound mainly in the vocal department. In fact the vocals had me think Lumpy might be handling the mic. I don’t think that’s the case, but who’s to say? That guy’s in more bands than you’ve had bed partners and often goes by an alias. Lyrics are included. They don’t make any sense to the point I can’t make out what the link between the title and the words to the song are. Regardless, they’re delivered with little restrain and a shitload of spit and snot.

Big Hog delivers three venomous punk rock tracks on their side of this split. Opening track Primus Gallagher is by far my favourite of the bunch. It’s all over the place, riff- and structurewise. Opening like a herky-jerky angular post-punk track, it moves into brooding hardcore territory, more in structure than in sound, with a bass that I’d describe as sounding drunk as hell. After that there’s a bit that brings to mind the Liquids, which is over before I came up with that reference and then the song’s done. The other two tracks are sloppy and messy as well and don’t disappoint after the high bar set by the record opener. Everything is falling apart at the seams and deliberately so. Although I doubt the band would admit to it, you can tell there’s thought behind these songs. For one you hear these cats know their way around different styles in punk. Furthermore you can hear that the musicians have some skill, which they used to this result instead of songs more calculated, something that deserves our gratitude. I’m especially charmed by the bass playing.   

Onwards to the flip, the Resource Network, the singer we hear on Artificial Flavors immediately reminds me of one of the guys handling vocals in Uranium Club. His delivery’s got the same biting irony. Arguably the song itself is reminiscent of Uraniub Club too. Is this some kind of a joke or am I just becoming a lazy and uninspired reviewer? The other two tracks are less obviously influenced by the Minneapolis group that’s rightfully on many people’s tongue, and I like the Resource Network better that way. Don’t You is my favorite track: messy guitar playing and cool fast bass lines make the song. Nowhere does the Resource Network get close to the chaos that’s found on the Big Hog side of this split though, not even remotely. The lyrics make a little more sense too. The difference in approach to the song writing makes the teaming up of Big Hog and the Resource Network a success in my opinion. This split is a cool little record. Although it’s very much a product of its time - aren’t we all? – the songs are good and fun and make it worth picking up. After all good punk rock is good punk rock.
 




 Dadar - I'm a Töch 7" (Goodbye Boozy Records)

The opening song on this 7” has the listener think one is in for some simple yet catchy punk rock, but somewhere half way a keyboard that sounds slightly off makes its appearance, taking the track to new heights. The lyrics to ‘I’m a Töch’ are mainly: ‘I’m a Töch’ – which seems to be pronounced as tush as in ‘tushy’ - sometimes followed by ‘baby’ so most of you will be able to sing along after a listen or two. Fact: singing along to songs makes them more fun. A marketeer would say it ‘enhances the listening experience’, but one should reject the language of the enemy. I’m on the same page as Bill Hicks when it comes to people in marketing: they should kill themselves. Although the line ‘I’m a Töch’ is constantly repeated throughout the song, at no point does it become clear to me what a Töch is. Is it slang for loser? Something like that it seems. Or maybe they mean douche, as in douche bag?

The second track, Calendarize, incorporates the keys from the very beginning. The vocals are wilder than on the opening song. I quite like the lyrics, which address the contemporary tendency to plan, set goals and be proactive, that whole newspeak management elites are forcing upon us. The final lines of Calendarize are: ‘Our lives as an excel folder/ our lives all calendarized/ just cells to fill!’ They hit close to home especially after finishing my 2019 administration, quite a drag. On the flip there’s a cover of ‘Stimolation’ by Fhedolts, a band I’ve never heard of. It’s a nice song. The record is wrapped up with a somewhat pensive synthesizer outro. All fine, but the A-side is where it’s at. This raises the question whether this 7” wouldn’t have been better off as a single. Maybe. There’s also a case to make for more being better, a philosophy Goodby Boozy seems to adhere to.

Combining simple punk rock song writing with dumbass keyboard playing is something quite a few bands in recent memory have done tastefully. In that sense Dadar is an addition to the pallette that already offered bands such as Black Abba and the Ausmuteants. It’s save to say you’ll dig Dadar if you’re into the sounds of groups like those. Cool thing is these kids are from Italy, which is the reason you’ve never heard of them before. It’s a sad fact that the country a band is from still is a major factor into whether there’ll be attention for their music or not, but in the end we’re all racists in our own special way. It’s a feather in Gabriele’s cap that he releases local bands he loves. I wouldn’t dare do the same, but then again I’m a bit of a Töch.





 Protruders - No More 7" (Goodbye Boozy)

Two songs by this Canadian outfit. Not sure whether they are new. The band released four cassettes before they made their move onto vinyl so chances are these tracks have previously been released. Although I remember listening to one of the Protruders tapes, I don’t recall it making an impression. That says more about me than about the music for I like what I hear on this one-sided 7”. That’s right, there’s no grooves on the flip. It’s the cheap man’s version of a single.
 
It’s hard to nail the Protruders to a style. Feel It Records, which released their excellent 12”, labels the group as an art punk outfit, but I don’t feel inclined to do the same. The band includes a saxophone player, who adds some lovely chaos to the opening song, but overall the Protruders don’t strike me as artistic nor are they reckless in a way art punk can be. Quite the opposite in fact, their songs are well written and thought out. Hell, I’d call them intelligent. Whether these guys are academics, I do not know, but somehow that’s the impression that I get. It might be the fact that three out of four members wear glasses? Yes, I’m that shallow. Although sonically not reminiscent of bands like the Monoshock, Monorchid and, say, Counter Intuits, the Protruders do make me think of those kinda bands. What I’m trying to say is we’re dealing with a bunch of smartass kids, who can play and create a sound of their own that can’t direclty be filed under any particular style or genre. However they are clearly a punk band in the sense that they have a critical voice of their own. This, boys and girls, is what makes a band relevant, not the money their records go for on Discogs.
 
Opening song ‘No More’ is the better of the two. It starts out with a frantic guitar riff and straight forward manic drumming. I don’t know whether it’s the recording or I just can’t seem to get the Liquids out of my fucking head, but the way the guitar sounds has me think of them. The chorus to ‘No More’is catchy and lends itself well for singing along. After the chorus, there’s a bridge where things get slowed down and the previously addressed saxophone makes its appearance. This bit is awesome and makes the song. ‘It’s not Easy’ is a more laidback track, a song with swagger. The singer complains about life not being easy on your own whilst reminiscing a love lost. It’s nice, but a bit of an afterthought, which probably would have been better off sandwiched inbetween to ragers on an album.* 
 
‘No More’ is a cool record. For those who’ve not heard the Protruders yet, I’d recommend to give the Poison Future 12” a shot before turning to this 7”. It gives a clearer idea of what the band is about. This 7” shows a wilder and sloppier side of the group. Those already on board with the Protruders will enjoy this 7”. Those looking for new sounds with a short attention span and a preference for the crude and rudimentary, might be moved by these two songs to investigate the band further, which would be a good thing. Lastly it should be mentioned that the artwork of this record is simple and tasteful, which is unusual for a Goodbye Boozy release, but fitting for this group.


* Apparently it’s a Rolling Stones cover. There’s no place for a Rolling Stones cover on an album, but it has a place on a 7”, I guess.